TRAK'KAR EZ DAH BEZD GUKKA EN DAH WURLD EBER!!!

[grak]

Erlee diz murnyng Trak'kar ub dah Bludchock'Hai wuz dah Firzd Gukka ta kompleet dah Blaksmythyng skylls. Ad 6:51 Trak'kar gaynd heemz lazd poynd ad dah Galven forj avder choomyng ober 430K ingutz. Ull urkz ken bei prowd ub Trak'kar's akomplishmend.

NNOOOGGGRRRAAAAHHH fur Trak'kar Dah Bezd Gukka Eber en dah Whul Wurld!!!

[Kil'gu]

HOOWAH TRAK'KAR!!!!! Dat ib bery bubhosh akomplishmend! Ee kan git free Lusk'z nuw? har har!

Kom blah wit ee suun.